Explore Bourbon's Roles at
Karalyn's Craft Shack
Bourbon isn’t just the shop dog, he’s the CEO of the mythical "Bourbon Industries" and the official Quality Control Officer of the Craft Shack. Every handmade gift is carefully inspected for creativity, craftsmanship, and an acceptable level of snack distribution.
Chaos Coordinator
A Day at Bourbon Industries
Running Karalyn’s Craft Shack one department at a time.
Customer Service Manager
Thank you for calling the Craft Shack. Please hold - Bourbon keeps trying to lick the bacon grease off the headset while telling callers to hold while he locates the treat jar.
Marketing Manager
Bourbon’s currently 'working from home' at the Craft Shack marketing desk, which mostly involves staring contests with the screensaver until it looks like a strip of bacon
Packaging Manager
Orders are packaged promptly unless I’m sitting on them. While I do my best to keep orders hair free....occasional bulldog glitter may occur. Consider it a bonus.
Human Resources Director
Bourbon is officially citing you for 'sublimation blank hoarding' & notes that your failure to provide mandatory belly rubs is a direct violation of the Shack’s 'Good Boy' bylaws
The Boss
Bourbon noted that while your bacon-to-bowl delivery speed has improved, your 'unnecessary' use of the word 'No' is severely impacting his workplace morale.
Finance Manager
Bourbon just approved a 400% budget increase for 'Emergency Ball Procurement' and shredded the invoice for the sublimation blanks, saying it 'didn't spark joy or taste good'."
Security Manager
As the Craft Shack's new Security Manager, Bourbon takes his job so seriously that he won't rest until every piece of bacon is safely 'filed away' in his stomach for maximum security."
Quality Control Officer
Final inspection: Needs more slobber, but otherwise 10/10