Explore Bourbon Industries at Karalyn's Craft Shack
Bourbon Industries at Karalyn's Craft Shack
Chaos Coordinator
Bourbon isn’t just the shop dog, he’s the CEO of the mythical "Bourbon Industries" and the official Quality Control Officer of the Craft Shack. Every handmade gift is carefully inspected for creativity, craftsmanship, and an acceptable level of snack distribution.
A Day at Bourbon Industries
Running Karalyn’s Craft Shack one department at a time.
Customer Service Manager
Thank you for calling Karalyn's Craft Shack. Please hold.
Bourbon telling callers to hold while he locates the treat jar and takes a short nap.
Marketing Manager
Bourbon’s currently 'working from home' at the Craft Shack marketing desk, which mostly involves him looking at female dog dating sites like Fetchadate.
Packaging Manager
Orders are packaged promptly unless I’m sitting on them. While I do my best to keep orders hair free....occasional bulldog glitter may occur. Consider it a bonus.
Human Resources Director
Bourbon is officially citing you for 'sublimation blank hoarding' & notes that your failure to provide mandatory belly rubs is a direct violation of the Shack’s 'Good Boy' bylaws
The Boss
Bourbon noted that while his need for mandatory petting between craft designs has improved, your 'unnecessary' use of the word 'No' is severely impacting his workplace morale. Needs improvement before next evaluation.
Finance Manager
Bourbon just approved a 400% budget increase for 'Emergency Jolly Egg Procurement' and shredded the invoice for the sublimation blanks, saying it 'didn't spark joy or taste good'."
Quality Control Officer
Ensures all handmade items pass the mandatory "Boop-and-Sniff" protocol to ensure products have no "dangerous" smells (i.e., squirrel residue).
Supervises the packing process by sighing heavily on the floor until the tape gun is put away.
Final inspection: Needs more slobber, but otherwise 10/10
Security Manager
As the Craft Shack's new Security Manager, Bourbon takes his job so seriously that he won't rest until every piece of bacon is safely 'filed away' in his stomach for maximum security."